Eyeholing Pilot Start-ation Retard Nation

Eyeholing Pilot Start-ation Retard Nation sketches:

Sketch 1: Roblox Dating Danger Video in a nutshell
* mother cries*
 * Church priest: We have all came to say our farewells to the girl who fell for an online trick, what a dumbass.
 * Tw33ky: Can i lower the casket?
 * Church priest: Get outta here
 * *Tw33ky leaves*
 * Mother: Can i lower the casket?
 * Church priest: I guess
 * Mother: Actually guys, i have an confession, i never liked my daughter, she was a piece of shit.
 * Church priest: Oh?
 * Mother: That's right, she was a piece of shit, all she ever did was brony videos and all that stuff
 * Chruch priest; and?
 * Mother: AND SHE WANTS TO DO VEGGIETALES RULE 34, VEGGIETALES RULE 34 I'M SAYING
 * Church priest: well never mind, nobody lower the casket
 * Mother: Can i say some last words to her
 * Church priest: As long as you don't stab her.
 * *Mother walks over to the casket*
 * Mother: Lamey.........
 * Mother: YOU ARE SHIT
 * *mother spits on her grave*
 * Church priest: You can't do it either.
 * Mother: That's it, i'm shooting up the church.
 * *Mother grabs a gun and shoots up everyone, and then kills herself*
 * *5 minutes later*
 * Mother: WHAT, I'M IN HELL, WHAT DID I DID WRONG
 * Devil: Let's see, you...
 * Mother: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * Devil: Don't you wanna hear the list?